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1talian:

all i have is this blog and my virginity

lycoteuthis:

learning internet friends’ real names is always surprisingly disappointing

like what do you mean your real name is “luis” not “thunderfuck mcpickuptruck”

“Sometimes this really seems to shock people. They appear genuinely upset when I say ‘this conversation is over’ or ‘I’m actually not interested in debating this with you.’ There’s an expectation that if you care about social justice and political issues, you’re always ‘on.’ You’re always ready to debate, you’re always ready to have theoretical discussions about your own lived experiences and the issues you care about, you’re always ready to defend yourself. That’s manifestly ridiculous and unjust, an expectation that’s simply not reasonable.”

theychangethings:

I may not have any special talents but I can recite every word Groot said in guardians of the galaxy

  • Person: So what's your favorite song
  • Me:
  • Person:
  • Me: No, it's not like that
  • Me: You have to narrow it down or something
  • Person: No like all time favorite song
  • Me:
  • Person:
  • Me: You don't understand

lgbtlaughs:

do you ever wonder which people in your life have used you as their “gay friend” in an argument?

hespokeoftoast:

I was not fucking ready

missespeon:

saccharinescorpion:

"homestuck fans better not grow up and name their children rose after rose lalonde because I will be PISSED." uh i’m pretty….sure….that has always been a popular girl’s name so…..

"this is my son john :)"
"what the fuck. what the fuck what is this some homestuck shit???? do you think youre funny?? do you think youre clever???? youf ucking disgust me fuck fandoms"

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danglingthpider:

porn gives young people an unrealistic and unhealthy idea of how quickly a plumber will come to your house